Vending machine

Simple vending machine.

First poster puts in a coin, next person tells them what they get, then they put in a coin themselves.

So let's get started.

*Inserts coin*

Danny gets a half-eaten sandwich.

*inserts coin*

Katherine gets an elephant wearing a tutu

SANDVICH. NOM NOM NOM

*Inserts coin*

Yay, steak for a year!

Danny gets poked in the eye. Dude, you paid for that?

*inserts coin*

Katherine gets the world.

*Inserts Coin*

Yes. Yes I did.

ZF gets a Danzou plushie.

*Inserts coin*

No way....

Danny gets Seven-thousand seven-hundred and seventy three Bandannas.

*Inserts Coin*

ZF gets crushed by a random falling anvil.

*inserts coin*

Katherine gets Mod status that I didn't notice until just now. :p
She also gets a partridge in a pear tree.

*inserts coin*

Katherine has always had mod status. : D And talked about herself in the third person.

Sam gets two turtle doves.

*inserts coin*

Katherine obtains a hug from a fat sweaty man.

Speaking of Danny's mother...Here's how much she costs.

-Inserts coin.-

Kitteh gets something that rhymes with Homish Lock Munch

And Kitteh, would you frigging quit taking shots at me <_<

*Inserts over-sized coin*

Danny gets a big dose of common sense.

Wasn't a shot at you, was a shot at your mother.

-Inserts a coin.-

Kitteh gets taken out in a driveby. ;3

Also, Danny's mom doesn't cost that much. Give her a wink and she rolls over.

*inserts coin*

-Respawns.- 9 lives, babeh. And longcat gives me lives for free. Because he loves me so.

Katherine gets a holy slap from longcat.

-Inserts girder. I mean coin."